L.D.S. means Lying Drunk Slut.
Jen is a real L.D.S. there she goes to another guy's home again.
Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.
Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.
LDBSLUT... Lying Drunk Barhopping Slut
She is a LDBSLUT, I seen her last night at the bar down the road, going home with another guy. Even though she is telling me, I am the only one she goes home with.