In short terms, a fat bald fuck, cartman in human form. Has a little pig in a blanket so when he's around it's Christmas day every day. Compulsive liar, lies about the girls he's been with and hates on the ones around who actually can get girls. Steals clothes and jewellery so you have to watch him at all times. Never seen a gym in his life and his girl loves dickens cider (dick inside her).
Bro don't lie, she's not your girl, you're such an arjun