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Liam

A proud Texan and American citizen who resides in a run-down house in Alton, Texas.

He's very fond of the local McDonalds (a seven-minute walk away), guns (especially American-built rifles) and President Donald Trump.

He's not very fond of the ruddy Mexicans ruining his neighborhood, Democrats (or as he prefers to call them 'libtards') and obesity prevention agencies.

Fun fact: He saves up all of his government-provided financial assistance and benefits (he's unemployed) to go to his local Texan barbeque (Rick's country grills).

Fun fact 2: His favorite McDonald's order is an extra large Coke, extra large fries and a signature bbq burger.
Fun fact 3: He owns 12 guns.

Anti-gun lobbyist: 'Guns have killed hundreds of school children, we must restrict them like other safer developed nations.'

Liam: 'Fuck of you piece of shit, the second-amendment which was written in 1791 states I have the right to own me own firearms you cunt! FUCK OFF! YOU MEXICAN, HILARY-LOVING LIBTARD!'

by Realistic Brit April 23, 2019

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