Drunk Druid, they're known to fuck deer when horny and put blessings on unsuspecting shruberries, they're a menace to forest society and should be banished
Is that druink is trying to bless a shruberry to find true love?
Nikephoros you have a problem, you've become a druink, last night you fucked a deer on the sacred forest
The one who creates deers from out of nothing, a skill often taught to a human by a druink
Mark is obsess on being a Deerer, he made 17 deer just today, that's to many for a New York apartment
I wanted to run a restaurant that only serves deer meat, so I found a druink to teach me how to be a deerer
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Briana: That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Ken: Disgust?
Briana: Wrong, it's not disgust
Ken: Disappointment?
Briana: NO! I know what disappointment feels like
Aaah, I don't know how I feel
*Distressed dance routine meltdown*
Briana: I feel... zjierb
Ken: *Bites a pickle*
Both: Zjierbness
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