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A show that makes fun of religion, race, people, country's, problems, etc. And at the end of almost every episode Kyle gives a influential speech that teaches the boys a lesson and then cartman shits on everyone with his problems. It is the best show on the planet
Cartman: how bout you go suck my balls
(Classroom gasps)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman: I'm sorry I'm sorry, actually what I said was (gets speaker phone) how you bout you suck my balls mr. Garrison
Stan: holy shit dude
From the South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut
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Another name for a rooster, what you thought it was going to mean penis, you sick pervert
Farmer: Look at that nice cock ever there
Person: *laughs hysterically* hehe that's what she said
Farmer: *sighs*
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When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you
Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me
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A rare disease found in the shores of Wakanda, it will make you blind with white..
Tommy: yo Jerry, I have Chokon..
Jerry: Damn bro, whereΓ’ΒΒd you get it.
Tommy: Wakanda
Jerry: Hmm.. If I may ask, what is Chokon.
Tommy: Chokon my cum huehuehue.
Jerry: ....
Top 10 pictures before disaster!
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Puking while shitting at the same time
Dude 1: Dude I was in the washroom and I puked while I was dropping one
Dude 2: that's what you call a puhit
Dude 1: haha nice, we should define that on urban dictionary
Dude 2: haha totally
When you live a life of fuglieness
Fugly: hey man
Man: OMG!!!! Oh wait it's you, hey
Fugly: sorry if I'm fugly bro
Man: it's ok man you just live a fuglife
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A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe
Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason
Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated
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