Please deficate, then freeze the feces for at least 24 hours and when you're feelin' horny and you're all alone, use the frozen feces as a dildo. The temperature of it adds extra sensation. :
"Hey, Kimm, what'd you do last night?"
"Well, I was feelin pretty frisky, so I used my Minnesota Pickle!"
"Awesome!!"
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