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The stereotypical emo boy, can be used to describe any over the top emo male. (Think Mary-Sue in a badly written fan fic)
Emo David is bi and proud.
Emo David has black hair that he dyed himself, with bangs over his eyes. He even highlights his bangs sometimes.
Emo David's eyes are framed in black eyeliner that look like they've been painted on by a 4 yr old who isn't particularly talented at art.
Emo David writes poor poetry, a lot.
Emo David loves Fall Out Boy and Panic *insert superfluous punctuation mark here* at the Disco.
Emo David thinks Trivium is hardcore metal.
Emo David wears bottle-thick glasses.
Emo David wears aforementioned glasses even though his eyesight is fine and doesn't actually need them.
Emo David loves to take photographs of himself at weird angles.
Emo David cries in the corner of his room when he isn't in his friends' myspace top 8.
Emo David wears his sister's trousers.
Emo David goes to concerts and plays the air guitar whilst attempting to mosh.
Emo David slits his wrists and wears short sleeved shirts so everyone can know that he's a 'true' emo.
Emo David's acoustic guitar is his best friend. Ever.
Emo David loves to insert lots of "X"s into his screenames. Eg: xXHeartsXofXbleedingXpainXx
Person 1: Steve is such an Emo David.
Person 2: Yeah, totally.
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"derm-A-han"
1. Noun. Shortened form of Dermot Murnaghan - an English Devon-born news presenter associated with the BBC and Sky News.
2. Verb. To speak and (inadvertently or intentionally) put large amounts of emphasis on around half of the words.
//Dermaghan; Dermaghaner, Dermaghanist, Dermaghanise, Dermaghaning
1. Leticia: Who's that chap who did Eggheads?
Irving: Dermaghan...
2. Julius, the History teacher: Now TODAY CLASS we WILL be doing a STARTER to get us up and READY FOR work. You will HAVE TO GUESS which prominent HISTORICAL figure I AM. Ahem. "It IS true that LIBERTY is PRECIOUS; so precious THAT it MUST BE RATIONED."
Alice, sniggering to comrade: Geez Isla, was it the guy who baptised the baby off the Vicar of Dibley?
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The word lots of Queen fans call John Deacon as a nickname, often mistaken for 'deacy' (the incorrect spelling).
"whoa did you hear the bass line for The Invisible Man by Deaky?"
"yeah it was funky! Deaky sure knows how to write a fantastic bass riff!"
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A superior and more mellifluous way of saying "tasty" that originated from typos of said word.
Ignore the other definition about a hubristic dullard, and say it out loud - it's catchy!
Leticia: Strawberries are tatsy
Monty: Baha - rabbit food I say! Now, chocolate trifle is tatsy... er, tatsier
Ramsay: That is one fine tatsy ass!
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This isn't Sparta, it actually IS madness. And you're not going to Dine In Hell, face it.
Sam: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!11
Non-300-obsessive: Stop fanboi drooling over Gerry Butler's pecks, and do something productive with your supposed hollow shell of a 'life'. THIS ISN'T SPARTA!
Sam: *wibble*
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A milktache/delightfully white is the white line you get above your lip (around the philtrum area) after having imbibed milk.
A milktache does not always occur if careful, but may be inconspicuous to the person with it until someone points it out quite amusedly.
Magnus, a well-educated man with an aquiline nose and cleft chin, walked into the room of academics to have Isla point out his delightfully white milktache.
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The best kind of comedy. Ever.
Have I Got News For You and Private Eye magazine are both fine examples of political satire.
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