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A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.
Wow, those magic mushrooms really helped to get over my parents distressing me, as I came to the conclusion that their constant emotional ravaging towards me, was irrelevent.
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SEE: Knackered, an adjective that is chiefly British in origin meaning:
very tired or exhausted
defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply sex
"I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm trying to sleep on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered"; very tired right, and I feel this tapping on my head. I look up and there's this little kid - LOOSE!, On the fucking plane! Just loose! It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head.
And I look over at the mom and she's just smilin', and the guy next to her says "Aw, they're so cute when they're that little," and the mom's just smilin'.
Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane... And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle next to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up,
and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here."
Kwoooshh.
Why you're right: the smaller he gets, the cuter he is!
-Bill Hicks,
legend,
and comedies sodomist.
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The science and technology of building electronic circuits and devices from single atoms and molecules. Responcible for Replicators (see; Star Trek) and the prevention of all terminal illness known to man quite probably by the year 2030.
Nanotechnology will make empires crumble when the white house collapses, the mosques in Isreal are turned 'naked woman' in colour and banana splits are on every counter in the free, wealthy world.
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An adjective that is chiefly British in origin, meaning:
very tired or exhausted.
Defined by dictionary.com the word does not imply sexual exhaustion.
"I was on this one flight right, I'm flying, I'm trying to sleep on the plane, I'm fucking "knackered"; very tired right, and I feel this tapping on my head. I look up and there's this little kid - LOOSE!, On the fucking plane! Just loose! It's his playground in the sky. And he has decided that his job is to repetitively tap me on the top of the head.
And I look over at the mom and she's just smilin', and the guy next to her says "Aw, they're so cute when they're that little," and the mom's just smilin'.
Isn't that amazing, letting your kid run loose on a fucking plane... And then the kid runs over to the emergency exit and he starts flipping that handle next to the door. And the guy next to the mom starts to get up,
and I go, "Wait a minute... we're about to learn an important lesson right here."
Kwoooshh.
Why you're right: the smaller he gets, the cuter he is!
-Bill Hicks,
legend,
and comedies sodomist.
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A term combining the words poem and opus, meaning a compilation or literary work, sometimes almost seeming musical in composition but that of poetry, specifically. This term was coined by an upcoming Canadian poetess.
The latest opem that she recited was bitter, yet thrillingly exciting, the words flowing together like a strummed guitar chord in minor, echoing out into the wind.
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