National whale day

Every Friday it’s national whale day

If you hear someone say whale you have to shout whale

Person 1 : “Hey, do you like whales?”
Person 2 : “WHALE!!!”
Person 1 : “What was that for”
Person 2 :“Do you not know what day it is. Well happy national whale day!”

Friday

Every Friday is “National Whale Day” where you need to scream “whale” whenever you hear it

Person 1: Hey what’s the day today?
Person 2: It’s Friday.
Person 1: Do you know what that means?
Person 2: That it’s Friday?
Person 1: Well yeah, but it’s also whale day!

november 18

the 18th of november just so happens to be national rat day

this might be because someone who is a rat is born on that day or they are just super unlucky

there’s also a chance of someone being allergic to those types of rats (unlucky them)

person - *cough cough* rat *cough cough*
other person - what was that for?
person - sorry it’s just my allergies 🤧

other person - what are you allergic to?
person - rats

other person - but there aren’t any rats around

person - oh yea, people born on november 18 also count as they’re basically the same:)

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