The Ballyn Bros

Not to be confused with The Bernie Bros, although there are some similarities. A group who believe PepsiCo is far superior to Coca-Cola and utilize online intimidation, vandalize property, and resort to physical violence to convert once Coca Cola users to Pepsi.

PB PAT: marine corp Jimmy why are you walking funny?

MCJ: The Ballyn Bros kneecapped me after I purchased a Coca-Cola from the local gas station

Value Add

Term frequently used by the Schwartz family tree, predominately those with XY chromosomes, to describe people/objects/actions that have a positive impact on society.

Erik why do you like EDM music? No musical talent there, not a value add!!!

Marstown

How a jackass pronounces Morristown, New Jersey, a city that lies due west of New York. The discrepancy in pronunciation is not attributable to accent, but rather an inability to spell basic words that is common for scumbags in the greater east coast area of the United States.

Richard: Where you headed this weekend bro?

Denny: Going to head to Marstown man. I hear the downtown area is popping.