Mrs. Laporte

When someone clears your plate before you have finished eating. Can also be referred to as ‘Laporting’.

Hey man, stop being a Mrs. Laporte, I still have some fries left!

Hey, quit Laporting me!

AJed

When your spouse makes you do something really crazy but convinces you the rest of the world is doing it.

“My wife told me nobody eats salted butter!”

“Bro, you got AJed!”