Plantsville

Plantsville is just a fancy name for Southington. We had a school but now it’s Oshana. This town (village) is boring af Zingeralla’s is nice but the people are shitty and try to act rich(unless you live on top of the mountain)

“I went to Plantsville elementary, where did you go?”
“You mean Oshana?”

mount southington

Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......

“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”

Pit

We don’t march be we sure do work harder than any other section. We drink and get high on competition nights and fuck at football games. Pit gets the most amount of bitches other than drumline and the colorguard. Somebody always gets wacked in the head with a cymbal and gets hit in the balls with a mallet. It’s where there’s a 10 thousand dollar instrument gets pushed down a hill and destroyed all because we didn’t want to walk around the whole building. You get called lazy because you don’t march and don’t participate in PT, but you work the hardest and put the most amount of time and effort into playing your instrument.

“Hey, I’m in the pit.”
“ oh yeah, what instrument do you play?”
“All of them.”

Drumline

It’s where someone can shove a drumstick up your ass and everyone is ok with it.

“Hey I’m in drumline.”
“That’s kinda gay bro.”