Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.

Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them

Fake Expert

Fake Experts are highly qualified individuals who don't have relevant expertise to speak about certain issues but do so anyway. Because their qualifications are generally valued, their relevance to an issue can be commonly overlooked.

Uncle Frank: Tucker Carlson said that Vaccines are designed to genetically alter humans into mindless chimpanzees! The damn Communists are gonna use it to take over!
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.