Trey Burmeister

Trey Burmeister is a man who breaks up with his girlfriend multiple times and gets back together with her. In the process of that a close friend of his takes advantage of one of the break-ups and kisses his girlfriend. After that he gets back together with her and doesn't even get mad at her.

Friend 1:"Did you hear Jill broke up with dan again?" Friend 2:"No way, it's only like the fifth time." Friend 1: "and John kissed her an hour after they broke up!" Friend 2: Dan is such a Trey Burmeister

Chripster

a portmanteau of the words "Christian" and "hipster", which defines an emerging group of young (typically middle-class white) adults particularly in America but also Europe who identify with the Christian spirituality, but tend to hang out in coffee shops, listen Bon Iver, and read Russian literature.

"Wow, Jude takes a lot Instagram pictures while reading religious text. That man must be a Chripster!"

"All those Chripsters at Harvard Seminary are such coffee snobs! Every time I walk into a class with a Starbucks cup, they all scowl at me incredulously."

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