Dashpectation

The fleeting joy one feels when clearing up after a party, to find a beer can, with the seeming resistance of weight which would indicate fullness only to realise it is empty and merely stuck to the table.

I had some serious dashpectation when I thought I found one last can of beer last night.

fauxpressed

Pretense of victimhood or oppression in order to win undeserved sympathy and notice.

That Occupy Wall Street protester standing over there holding a Starbucks coffee and talking on his cell phone is sure fauxpressed.