Tip Flip

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently flips the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Tipping isn’t common courtesy, but it’s still mighty awkward to look the worker in the eye after selecting “no tip”

The awkward moment at a fast casual restaurant when the checkout clerk silently swivels the credit card screen towards you with the tip selection pulled up. Already upset at your overpriced $15 salad with two kernel sized pieces of chicken, you hit no tip and watch the checkout clerk judge you.

Chad: Damn that was an awkward tip flip

Brad: Fuck that, I sure ain’t tipping on a $15 Sweetgreen salad

Buick Bypass

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

Don’t let him in. That bastard is trying to pull a Buick Bypass

Bitch Ditch

When instead of moving lanes early and waiting in traffic, the driver speeds up in the terminating lane then merges at the last minute, hoping some weak soul will yield. A major source of road rage.

He’s trying to bitch ditch you. Don’t let that bastard in