Phuk

1.To die and rot
2.Go to hell and rot
3.Fuck off

Hey, go phuk, you fucker.

You know what, phuk!

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wikiing

Stating that one is researching on wikipedia, usually to cover for watching porn

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing?
Guy 2: ...just wikiing...*fap fap*
Guy 1: Why does it take you so long to reply?
Guy 2: ......
Guy 1: Hello?
Guy 2: Ok, I'm done.

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