Democratic Party

The party voted for by the confused people of the United States, who also hate themselves. Usually likes to invade your life so you never have any fucking moment to yourself. They also love to raise your taxes by 100000% so they can fund shitty feminist SJW programs that will probably fail anyway. They are usually comprised of either men who are chronically unable to find a romantic partner and are as charming as a tired boxer dog or women who look like they could double as E.T. or the terminator with their exotic hair colours and lack of a balanced diet and could use an exercise once in a while.

DemocRat: *sniffle sniffle* 'So anyway, did you vote for Joe shiten, the Democratic Party nominee?'

Normal person: 'No you fucking neanderthal idiot, I voted Don the boss'.

DemocRat: 'Ok' *sniffle sniffle*

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