Blowfer

A person that sucks farts out of dead seagulls ' asses.

Holy shit! I saw a blowfer on the beach yesterday heading right towards me with a "40" in his hand and white crusty lips that rancid fucker!

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Niggerpickle

Southern slang for a watermelon; mostly used by cracker-ass crackers.

Are you going to let your friends WaTch you eat that niggerpickle?!

Lazy Richard

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!