yeast

small, single-celled fungi of the phylum Ascomycota that reproduce by fission and are capable of fermenting carbohydrates into alcohol and carbon dioxide (Webster's).

I baked the bread and waited for the yeast to rise.
How does not using toilet paper make you a slut?

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pom pom

A Pom from the Isle of Pom who loves his mom and dad and is very patriotic
Homestar Runner's main man
The most mackinest
One who dresses as Michael Moore for Halloween

Pom Pom and Strong Bad are totally going out.

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spelch

The act of cumming in ones anus. The intent is the "Pre-Act" to Felching.

After Mary finished tossing my salad she attemped to Felch me, but how could she? Tom had yet to Spelch in my ass.

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stinkfist

The title of the song by Tool is actually one word. The stinkfist analogy "desensitized to everyting, what became of subtlety" can be used to compare the way things were about fifty years ago to the way they are today. The song talks about digging deeper to find a deeper meaning.

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almond wisconsin

A town in central Wisconsin so small the progress of the 20th century has still not arrived. With no contact to the outside world they are limited to there reproduction. Most family's are on their 3rd generation of inbreeding.

Fuck living in almond wisconsin

Felch

The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.

Neal virgorously felched into Bob while stuttering, "Rrrreefund your ass!"

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Dicfer

Same as a "Spincter Says What" lead.

Hey "Dicfer", Tom said
Whats a "Dicfer"? asked Joel.
I you don't know....

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