Instaneity

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words

On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore

hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

Fried Piper

You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…

Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)

defunk

To make the music shit

Hey Mr DJ, why did you defunk the vibe with this rubbish track?

By Joe & Red

chinbrows

Stiff dark hairs that grow on a lady’s chin after a certain age, instead of only above her eyes :(

I spend more time plucking my chinbrows than my eyebrows these days...sigh...