fruit basket

When a woman pulls down her pants in a bar and shows her peaches for all to see.

She pulled down her pants and I saw her fruit basket.

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Fargoed

When someone gets screwed over.

The store was all out of milk. I got fargoed!

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Cunning Douglas

You know

You were there

Hmm yes, Cunning Douglas

Glow

Male semen, sperm or cum

My boyfriend sprayed me with glow last night

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