its either a shittyass or a godlike friend that likes minecraft
def a:
person 1: last night I had a shitass
person 2: rip
Def b:
Person 1: hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge
(speed run music)
(shitass stands ominously with a big speed bridge and punches person 1 off the platform)
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person 1:ughhh i hate school
person 2: you know what they say schono mineyes
don't do Bell Delphine kids it will result in death
person 1:hey have you watched Bell Delphine? they are sexy as hell
person 2:i heard watching her makes you die
person 1:nahh she cant be the reason of death
(Person 1 falls over cold and stops moving)
Verb: it is basically biting someone frontal lobe off
person 1: Your just a glorified Idiot
Person 2: I'm feeling like Bite of 87ing you
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