Proto Route

The Worst, Most Despair-Inducing Ending in the History of Shitposters, or the Proto Route.

A Proto Route is the unfortunate series of events that follow reckless attempts (Usually made by a shitposter of lesser taste) at capturing their waifu's heart. Patient Zero, Proto, first experienced the Proto Route in the visual novel Katawa Shoujo where he died multiple times after consistently choosing foolishly when attempting to be suave. The event has since inspired shitposters to heed warnings from weebs of a more refined taste.

Home Field Advantage:
>a. Kick 'em out
b. Dodge the subject

"RIP in peppers, you did the Proto Route"

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RedDire's

A seemingly indiscriminate act made by the Disqus chat engine which renders a comment irrespondable. Afflicted comments typically appear as though they have been flagged for moderation or have been removed by a moderator. Although speculation has been made with regards to Disqus blacklisting rules being the root cause of this syndrome, no solid proof has yet been discovered.

Colloquial usage sees this verb most commonly employed in a derivative of its past participle (e.g. That comment was RedDire'd).

RedDire: Ohayou, minna-san

Sdesphy: *This comment is awaiting approval*

Sdesphy: "@RedDire You have the RedDire's, m8."

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