skypegasm

An orgasm obtained by skype-sexing someone.

After weeks of no real sex, Amy acheived a skypegasm by chatting over Skype.

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brown eye saloon

A strip club that is brown eye friendly, meaning one that doesn't restrict viewing the assholes of the entertainers.

I'm tired of goin' to those topless-only bars, we need to hit a brown eye saloon!

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gastroglide

When you puke into a vagina and use it as lubricant

Stan heaved his lunch into his girl’s pussy making it no longer dry so he fucked it good and called it gastroglide.

Road Gravy

The shiny film that collects on your face during a long road trip in the sun.

"Man that was a long trip; I gotta shower off this road gravy before we hit the clubs."

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defeat cobra

When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.

“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”