A Carling Darling

A lady who's attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few.

I had a few cans of Carling the other day, and this right rotter started to look sexually attractive. She must've been a Carling darling!

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Freezing hot

When something is so hot that it tricks your mind into thinking it is freezing cold, then the heat suddenly hits you and leaves you screaming with agony.

Ahh FUCK, MY HAND! That water ain't cold, it's freezing hot!

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