No-Visor

1 (noun) • The character in the among us animation, “The Legend of No-Visor” by GameTunes. He often quotes his own name, and often captures crewmates and curses them to roam the halls of The Skeld as a ghost.

No-Visor ghosts before they kill you: No-Visor, No-Visor, we will make you one of us.
You (presumably, in the situation): *screams in agony and pain*

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hanging out

A sort of pun on people hanging themselves on a noose, hence the name; “hanging out.”

Mc: asks sayori if she's up for hanging out later
Sayori: k
Also sayori: hangs a noose

MC: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT

TikTok

A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

Sus

When you think someone is acting suspicious; typically used in Among Us when people think someone is the impostor.

CYAN(Me, not impostor): Hey, I just saw yellow kill purple and vent.
Cyan has voted. (1/3)
YELLOW(impostor): Nah, you lookin kinda sus.
Yellow has voted. (2/3)
Green: yea let’s kill cyan
Green has voted. (3/3)
Cyan was not The Impostor.
2 impostors remain.
Cyan(me, as ghost): FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

three

Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.

Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.

Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

Hot Food

( verb)

1 • A Michael Rosen meme.

Hot Food
So we sit down to eat, and the potato is a bit hot, so I only put a little bit on my fork and I blow, -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my brother, he’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. And there’s my mom, she’s doing the same; -blows fork- till it’s cool, just cool, then into the mouth, -swallow, click- noice. BUT MY DAD, my dad, what does he do? He stuffs a great big chunk of potato into his mouth, and then that really does it. His eyes pop out! He flaps his hand! He blows, he puffs, he yells, he bobs his head up and down! He spits bits of potato all over his plate and he turns to us and he goes, “Watch out, everybody, the potato is really hot!” -blank stare-