Money Maker

1) A device that literally makes money, such as a coin press or a bill press.

2) A device or anatomical region that figuratively makes money, such as a "booty", "nice set of legs" or in rare cases a "brain." Body parts that come in pairs are generally referred to in the plural.

3) A device that indirectly makes money, such as a computer or guitar.

4) One who makes money, such as Bill Gates.

"Let's fire up the money maker. We have an order for $6 billion in 20s."

"Shake ya money maker baby!" (referring to the bottom)

"Shake ya money makers baby!" (referring to the breasts)

"Shake the money maker" (referring to the process by which a coin press is shaken to clear a jam)

"I wear a helmet to protect my money maker"

"I owe my success to my money maker... my PC!"

"I'm the money maker of the family"

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1A

The number coming after 19 in hexadecimal.

9, A, B, C, D, E, F, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 1A

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warez d00dz

Not to be confused with the casual Kazaa user, the regular IRC downloader, or the CD sharing home user, warez d00dz are part of the darkest internet subculture, alongside beasiality porn, virus d00dz, and hotornot.com. Warez d00dz usually copy the warez from their own software, breaking copy protection if need be. Warez d00dz could be found on the web (http) until the internet stock crash, after which they couldn't find any decent hosting places and took most of their work to IRC or pr0n sites.

Warez d00dz are best used and abused. Without them we would have trouble finding antiquated abandonware and obscure modern software titles, and even Kazaa needs it's sources -- most of which are on IRC. Their egos rest on how much illegal software they've accumulated and shared for all to see, so download a few files and keep the heads big, but -- heaven forbid -- don't become one!

Hang out in the related chatrooms but are not the same:
virus d00dz - Like hackers, but they write virii. Use names such as "D00M666".
drug d00dz - Functionally the same as a virus d00d, but lacks the technical skillz (i.e. programming). Writes in alternating caps or 1337 speak. Grows mushrooms in his desk drawers and deals hard to find substances like peyote. Use names such as "ShRoOmZ".
script kiddies - The AOL equivalent of the hacker community. Use names such as "linux".
1337 H4ck3rZ- jeff k - A typing dialect of the script kiddie community. Numbers are usually substituted for letters. Use names such as "Cyph0rk".

<DarkNinja> I uP LoAdEd ThE LaTeSt mIcRoSoFt oFfIcE ... iTs On mY fTp SeRvEr
<ShRoOmZ> l0g1n t3h s4m3???
<DarkNinja> YeAh
<D00M666> nice Ill put it up on the mirror server
<linux> can u dcc 2 me plz
<D00M666> shut up fag
<Cyph0rk> j00 d00dz h4v3 n3 n3\/\/ w4r3z? 3y3 m34n b51d3s t3h 0fac3.
<Cyph0rk> n31??
<D00M666> WeRe IgNoRiNg YoU

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brother melms

Pejorative - A hypothetical idealogue who is used to describe an adherence to a list of propositional truths, rather than the pursuit of knowledge.

"Don't be like brother melms"

don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.

"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."

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spawn rape

When one team camps around the spawn points and kills the other team as they spawn. Used exclusively in team-based online deathmatch gaming.

WTF? We're getting spawn raped!!!

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fef

Fat End First - inserting the fat end of something into a bodily cavity. This is usually with the intent to cause pain. Anything with a fat end and a slender end can be used in this manner: carrots, baseball bats, and water bottles to name a few. Depending on the bodily cavity selected, this may result in difficulty in extracting the object. This acronym is generally used as a verb to describe the action of the penetration.

Joe just fef'd me with a carrot.

Go fef yourself with a baseball bat.

I just fef'd Caleb with a bowling pin.

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