bumm buster

When a gaseous diffusion released from the rectum is forceful and violent enough to cause one's cheeks to quake enough for another to see. "I just did a bumm buster bro. Do you think it'll cause me to lose employment?"

bumm buster, fart

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rear view mirror

A rear view mirror is when your current sexual partner is a dook chute doppelganger as a previous partner

I dont know if I miss Tina or what but when Jessica bends and spreads its like im looking in a rear view mirror

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slop shopping

When in a pinch after last call your main choice or second option has disappeared from the bar with her ex that gave her warts or simply chose the better man, you look around and begin slop shopping.

Dude ! I know you were slop shopping last night your couch smells like cheese curds and panda shit.