Redane

Redane is the best thing that can happen to you in your life
If by a miracle you meet a Redane in your life, you will be rich, beautiful and famous
It is literally a messi fallen to earth

Waow i win. It was a Miracle or a Redane

Ruletia

Ruben is a troublesome and friendless penaldo
He doesn't like messi so he's fuckin' gay
+ 800 points of gay attitude cause his mother is called Karine

I want to kill all my school
Why?
Because i saw ruletia this morning