Weak Chest

A common side effect of old age

“Oh, don’t let that Coronavirus get on your weak chest. Believe me, it’ll take years off you”

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Hanging like a Bitch

One hell of a hangover

“Oh. My. God. I am hanging like a bitch after drinking all of that Asti Spumante last night”

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Fanny Fit

A person who is having a mental meltdown and is letting everyone know about it.

“Have you heard? Ramona is a bag up again.”
“I’ve just heard. She was having a right fanny fit over the radio on the open channel”

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

Been in there

Insinuating that she is of easy virtue

“Have you seen Rachel over there?”
“Yes! I’ve been in there!”

How Queer!

Used to express astonishment at unusual circumstances, but it can offend the gays.

“Can you believe it? He’s finaly settled down and not shagging anything that moves!”
“How queer!”

Lads, lads, lads!

A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.

Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!

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