Lads, lads, lads!

A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.

Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!

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Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

dirty shed

Used to describe the state of a woman’s vaginal area.

“Look at Greta over there! I bet she’s got a right dirty shed”

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

Mingeeta

An Indian lezza

“She has brought great shame on her family for being a Mingeeta”

Sell sand to the Arabs

Someone who is a good salesman, crook or both

Watch out for that Tom, he can sell sand to the Arabs

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Gay as a Lord

A term used by the working class to describe a very gay person

“Is that Christopher Biggins gay?”
“He’s as gay as a Lord!”