Trish: Did you and Scooter Brown bang last night?
April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
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Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.
Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.
When you reach between a mans legs and fondle his balls before his penis gets erect.
My boyfriend Scotty and his friend Anthony like to German hang time each other. But they're not gay homosexuals. :)
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