Reds shroom

This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early

Joe drank too much and passed out at 10. He woke up with reds shroom on his forehead

The roommate

Stick your wiener in a jar of peanut butter then receive a BJ. Afterwards leave the peanut butter on the counter for the roommate to eat never telling them what happened.

We performed the roommate last night, Jaxon enjoyed his sandwich.