23

michael jordans number when he played for the bulls

this is a code alert, my truck rim size the number on jordans shirt 23's go to work

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Quantum non-binary

A human can be in either state (male or female) until it is observed.

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.

pound

Any handgun that uses the caliber .45 ACP. See also four-pound.

Reggie yelled "throw me the pound" so I grabbed the .45 and threw it to him

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st dots

drexel hill trashs turf especially mul

st dots is a huge piece of trash

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ROSWELL STYLE

Roswell Style, as in Jay and Silent Bob-means cool, out there, crazy shit.

The monkey from the movie is a supermnonkey. He might take over the fuckin world- Roswell Style

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heatholder

A fatass Colombian nerd who thinks he is a gangsta because he hangs out with drug dealers and a ladies' man cuz he goes to bars and gets rejected

Oh wow, Heatholder just made another unfunny thread

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Barooster

A chicken that has been trained in the fine art of coffee making

The barooster ate the coffee bean , shat it out , dried to perfection then percolated it for it’s human customers .... “barooooostaaaa”