ashley ridge

A school in the backwoods not far from Legend Oaks. Filled with rednecks, ROTC nuts, foxtailed fags, and preps. They always play what does the fox say? And they do stupid shit like break bathroom sinks and car surf in the mornings. They also lose 95% of their football games and have different classes sing the alma mater on Friday mornings. Their student section is filled with drunkards and potheads who throw up on people during the games.

Student 1: why is school so boring? Like there's no point in going to football games cuz we suck.

Student 2: cuz we go to Ashley Ridge

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