AYouFM? LOL!

Pronounced "Aye-you-FM? Ha, ha, ha"
A passive-aggressive on-line abbreviation/concatenation for "Are you out of ur fucking mind?" and "Laughing out loud".
Intended to ridicule on-line acquaintances for their brainless opinions while retaining them for later entertainment/aggravation value.

FBer #1 comment) "The world has never been in such a sorry state."
FBer #2 reply) "AYouFM? Thinking: What about asteroids smashing the earth? Ice ages? Repeated genocides, plagues, etc.? Ha ha ha...."

FBer #1 comment) "I lament for mother earth..."
FBer #2 comment) "AYouFM? Thinking: The earth is a molten rock. It is indifferent to your sentiments. Did you mean Middle Earth? Bwa ha ha ha ha...."

FBer #1 comment) "My gf left me. I will never find someone like her again..."
FBer #2 comment) "AYouFM? LOL!, thinking: all you do is gripe about her bitching. Why would you want that again, you crazy fuck!?"

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Dziekanski

Dziekanski: verb, 1) to equivocate between innocent & suspect parties; 2) to exaggerate potential for harm to armed forces; 3) to react with hyper-sensitvity & hysteria and rationalize with hypocrisy.

Root: (Polish/Canadian) ...When Dziekanski picked up a stapler, one of the four officers fired a Taser five times even though they could not have believed he posed a threat to them or anyone else. And after his death, they offered inaccurate rationalizations to justify their actions.

1) The tasered suspects' association with the criminal vagrant was evident by the trail of amniotic fluid.

2) In retrospect, the Americans Dziekanski-ed Iraq.
3) European soccer players totally Dziekanski.