shit dick

1) Someone (Usually gay) who has anal intercourse with either a man or woman, leaving fecal remnants on their penis.
2) A racist term regarding african-american, implying that their penis is brown-the color of shit.

1) Those two guys are total shitdicks.
2) That guy's listening to 50 Cent!? Jesus, what a shitdick!

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Coney

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? 3 years as a site and no one has defined CONEY!? Fine...
A hot dog topped with chili, mustard, onions, and sometimes sauerkraut.

I LOVE CONEY DOGS! YAYAYAYAYAY! HOORAY! Go coney!

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1985

A great song. Period. The band itself, Bowling For Soup, isn't that good, but this song kicks ass. Unfortunately, 98% of high school kids who like this song don't even understand it. Just look at the deffinition with the lyrics! Guerenteed they don't even know who Whitesnake is, what they mean by Gameshows on the radio, and have never seen 'Breakfast Club'. THEY EVEN GOT THE LYRICS WRONG! 'She walked out to WAM"!?!? No, you dumbass, it's 'She ROCKED out to WHAM', an 80's pop group. And the creme de la crap, one thing that pisses me off more than anything else is this, 'When did Montley Crew become classic rock?' MONTLEY CREW!!!???!!!??? The moral of the story is, if you don't know shit about the decade, then don't pretend you understand the song.

Urban dictionary now requires you to use the word in the example, so here it is: 1985

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Bacon Torpedo

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!

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Face

Face is an all purpose word. It can be used in many a situation...

1) Used like "BURN" (used more loosely)
2) Used like "YOUR MOM" (used more loosely)
3) Used as a general threat

1)
John: I HATE this song!
Bob: I HATE you! FACE!
2)
John: I hate this song!
Bob: I hate your FACE!!!
3)
John: (rambles on for a good 5 minutes)
Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL RIP OFF YOUR FACE!!!

Combo {A TWIST!?}
Bob: Superman is gay
John: YOUR FACE IS GAY!! OH! FACE!
Bob: STFU OR I'LL KILL YOU IN THE FACE, N00B!

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reese

To empty one's bowles whilst recieving oral sex (man or woman)

REDWHITEnCrue25: What did you do yesterday?
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...

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Back In Black

AC/DC's first album with singer Brian Johnson. A great album, yes, but also the most overrated album ever. The song itself is overplayed, as are the following
Have A Drink On Me
You Shook Me (All Night Long)
Rock N' Roll Ain't Noise Pollution
Scene kids also think it's "cool" to wear a Back In Black shirt, and know absolutely nothing else about the band.

wut t3h h3ll am i sayin? back in black is t3h best0rz album evaaaaar hxc!!!

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