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An undermined race in the United States. Although, their reputation as illegal immigrants proceeds them, they are actually the back bone of California's agriculture.
Often stereotyped as lazy, they are in fact the opposite. All fruits and vegetables that you see in safeway are picked by mexican's and or other illegal immigrants. this allows farm owners cheap labor. without mexican's our economy in agriculture would die. Without mexicans, the prices of fruit would rise.
Caucasion families,(usually on welfare) will use prejudice against hardworking mexicans to compensate for the fact that they, themselves, do not make an honest living.
Bubba: Look at them damn mexicans crossing the street. hell, they takin' america like a disease!
Jason: well bubba, once you actually get a job and work, maybe you'll appreciate the fact that mexicans do all the dirty work in america that you're ass is too lazy to do.
Bubba: yous a got damn spic lover, yous.
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Mainly a cell-phone and an ipod, it has many other uses. It works fine as a phone, but works even better as a toy.
Apples brilliant marketing plan has now brainwashed America. i attribute this to the fact that every time i talk to people about iphones i hear this, "oh i want an iphone so bad.."
While it's function as a phone works well, the iphone offers nothing you cant do on your computer or a basic ipod.
While the actual hardware is relatively cheap, the monthly fee is quite expensive to middle class America.
So, before you buy an iphone, ask yourself: "can i buy a regular cellphone and save large amounts of cash?"
and for the daring ask yourself:
"am i falling prey to our consumer society, will i truly be happy with an iphone?"
Student 1: "yea i just traded my iphone for a basic razor."
Student 2: "why the hell would you do that? the iphones are soo awesome, man you shouldve given it to me!
Student 1: "well as long as i can call people, because thats what a phone is for, then im happy."
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One who has a low sense of security. Phallic narcissist feel that the only people they can communicate with are people only as brilliant as they are. they tend to befriend people with gifts of intelligence only to extend there reputation.
Exhibitionism and trying to feel 'manly', are common traits. A phallic narcissist, therefore, may tend to wear abercrombie & fitch or tight fitting clothes to exemplify muscles when, in fact, they look weak. They also drive automobiles, preferably with or around women, at excessive and unnecessary speeds to feel a sense of power.
Phallic narcissists need material desires at any cost. While their image is of perfection, the average person will perceive them as abnormal.
Rich, handsome people with money to spend tend to become phallic narcissists.
A strong desire for material needs may be fulfilled. But true happiness with friends and loved ones remains absent.
student 1: hey look at jared, he's so ripped with his six pack, i feel like shit because i cant sport abercrombie the way he does...
Student 2: Please, that's exactly what that phallic narcissist wants you to feel. he's just sad because of his small penis.
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I don't understand my philosophy 780 midterm - a Theological argument we have to analyze. Luckily i took three pills of 45mg Adderall an hour before.
Your heart beat rises and you're in the zone, an alternate reality where Adderall controls your mind. Suddenly the argument, a dense and primitive form of writing, makes sense. The argument becomes concise and clear. The once painful material unravels like a bounty roll before your eyes. You finally understand what the hell the author is arguing about.
Soon, you find yourself writing well constructed sentences and thorough critiques. You even reference jokes in your response that pertain to your professor and the argument.
You look around the classroom to notice the other students struggling with the midterm and realize you're finished. You're awake for the next forty-eight hours but two weeks later you receive an A+. Oh Adderall, how i adore you.
Person 1: Let's go study Becky!
Person 2: Fuk you nigga ima pop Adderall.
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The finest in Danish brew.
Carlsberg's flavor, a sharp yet bubbly medley, leaves a taste of crisp grain malt on the tongue. The bold carbonation tingles then soothes the throat.
A beer so delicate, an appropriate beverage to enjoy, even for your godson's brisk.
*man walks up to a group of strangers*
Man: Hey.. Would anyone like some Carlsberg?
Group: Hey sure!
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A way for people to steal from our already dying economy...
Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.
Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.
The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Welfare whale: Just got my check in the mail. i'll pick up a 30-pack of budweiser head back to my hole, where i'll sit, drink and watch daytime tv. boy, i sure have a lot of respect for myself...
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when you take nyquil and don't get enough sleep. the result: nyquil hangover.
results are a feeling of sleepiness/grogginess. persons are usually able to overcome such a feeling by midday. as for the former part of the day, you might as well be living as a zombie.
nyquil hangovers usually fuck you over when you're too anxious for a 7am midterm and you take nyquil around 8pm the previous night but don't fall asleep until 2am. when you wake up, voila, a splendid nyquil hangover.
you feel like shit, so you drink coffee. the coffee does absolutely nothing. so you drink a rebull, the redbull does absolutely nothing. soon you can feel your heart racing from all the caffeine and b12, but you still want to sleep. these are the true side effects of a nyquil hangover
Jenny: Becky what the hell am i experiencing right now?? i feel like shit!
Becky: nigga, you popped too much nyquil, now you got dat nyquil hangover
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