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Great coffee, although your purchase is in the image of the company.
It is slightly overpriced compared to your average cup of coffee. but on the side of the cup you get a witty and intelligent quote. if you buy starbucks you are, therefore, intelligent.
Although, this is not the case because you spent $3.00 on a cup of coffee.
Boyfriend: my uncle buys starbucks to maintain his image.
Girlfriend: Shut up already! can you please just hurry and buy my double non-fat extra whip, carmel macchiato!
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A way for people to steal from our already dying economy...
Consist of people who are usually fat. thus the term welfare whale. These people either find that real work is too hard or have a serious injury, so instead they get a check every month from the government.
Children brought up on welfare tend to be lazy, just like their parents. People who opt out of working and choose welfare, dont work because they are caught in vices: drugs, alcohol, ciggarettes.
The main problem in people who opt to receive a welfare check instead of work, isnt the fact that they dont work, its the fact that they have no sense of real respect for themselves. Homeless people are often categorized on the same level. Could people on welfare be mentally-ill??
Welfare whale: Just got my check in the mail. i'll pick up a 30-pack of budweiser head back to my hole, where i'll sit, drink and watch daytime tv. boy, i sure have a lot of respect for myself...
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when you take nyquil and don't get enough sleep. the result: nyquil hangover.
results are a feeling of sleepiness/grogginess. persons are usually able to overcome such a feeling by midday. as for the former part of the day, you might as well be living as a zombie.
nyquil hangovers usually fuck you over when you're too anxious for a 7am midterm and you take nyquil around 8pm the previous night but don't fall asleep until 2am. when you wake up, voila, a splendid nyquil hangover.
you feel like shit, so you drink coffee. the coffee does absolutely nothing. so you drink a rebull, the redbull does absolutely nothing. soon you can feel your heart racing from all the caffeine and b12, but you still want to sleep. these are the true side effects of a nyquil hangover
Jenny: Becky what the hell am i experiencing right now?? i feel like shit!
Becky: nigga, you popped too much nyquil, now you got dat nyquil hangover
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A college where all the scene kids, stoners, pseudo-hippies, abercrombie kids, and others losers go to continue their unusual lifestyle...
A non-academic environment where kids play all day. In other words, an expensive daycare.
Person 1:Hey are you going to apply to SFSU?
Person 2: Why? to be stuck in a non academic environment of losers?
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