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Theyâre normally men or boys who are built like pennywise, they are very awkward around their crushes and tend to wanna dry hump them. They are total attention seekers who casually dress like an Edgar, and joke about serious topics. They normally canât get over past girlfriends/crushes cause once they fall they fall hard. Theyâll act like your slave if they really like you and tend to hate their girlâs friends. If itâs not the Jacob from Twilight, heâs probably very unattractive
Noemi: âEw Jacob just said he wants to make out with me!â
Juliet: âThatâs fucking nastyâ
Lily: âYeah and I heard he was a virginâ
a pedo who casually has crushes on small children
Guy: âHey isnât Nathaniel on the football team?â
Girl: âI heard heâs dating a seventh graderâ
Dude: âIsnât he a sophomore?â
a girl beating dickface, whoâs always making sure everyone knows heâs hard
Guy: Dude Ezekiel is hard again
Guy2: The girls are lowkey hot so I donât blame him
Girl: You people are fucking sick
A boy (not even a man) who thinks heâs got that w rizz, but he reallllllly doesnât. He thinks girls just âfall in love with himâ so easy. He is quite short and tends to get caught lacking. Normally with the biggest fucking forehead and is accompanied with the smallest dick. Heâs a hypocrite and normally has a crush on a âSophiaâ
Girl 2: *is laying down*
Elnatan: *stares intently at her*
Girl 2: Hey Elnatan is totally staring
Girl 1: Thatâs nasty, I thought he likes Sophia