graspulus

the painful act of grabbing a womans boobs until they explode.

nuff said.

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colon blast

a loud and obnoxious fart. sometimes described as one that "ripped a second asshole". very painful and displeasurable to both the farter and those standing around him.

Damn dude, was that a bomb? Nope, Bruce just had another colon blast. Is his asshole okay?

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tawny roberts

quite possible the hottest porn star of all time. one of the tightest asses of any chick you've ever fucked.

Man, i had a bonner for three hours watchin tawny's fuck vids.

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Pandephonium

An event occuring in crowded public places, where many people are close together. The event involves the ringing of an individual's cell phone, and results in 1/2 or more of the immediate area's population digging through purses and pockets for their phones.

Dude, I was standing in line at a train station in Tokyo, and we experienced complete pandephonium when Ichiro's phone went off.

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Matrix Reloaded

inserting the penis in the vagina and the anus repeatedly during a session of sexual intercourse.

I gave her a Matrix Reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.

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Bob Marley

An internationally popular reggae singer during the 1970s, sung about political activism, rastafarianism,and the legalization of marijuana

Bob marley and the Wailers made music about weed

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dilznack

the dilznack is a word similar to heezy which is used to express an exclamation of surprise or confusion.

What the Dilznack?

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