poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

Spfccsmftftt

Short for shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat, the lyrics to Shit Piss Fuck, by Blink 182.

''Hey, I love that spfccsmftftt song by Blink 182 called shit piss fuck.''

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7:30

Same as 6:90 but not as exciting

It's 7:30, aka 6:90

Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.

Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.

Thanus

A purple asshole.

This big purple bitch has a Thanus!!!

Last-Resort soft serve

If you’re truly desperate for some soft serve ice cream, but you don’t have any, you can bend over your asshole, shit in your mouth, and boom. Soft serve. Note that the ice cream tastes like shit.

Aye, I’m really craving some soft serve ice cream, but I don’t have any handy. Last-resort soft serve time!