Flames Fag

A person who is so gay they like the Calgary Flames

You see that guy Trevor over there… he’s such a Flames Fag

Fantasmic

A word used to describe a thing/object/event so fantastic that it will give/gave the said person an orgasm.

Haley: oh my god. wow. you look fantasmic.

Reeder: (wearing a turbin and smelling of goat urine)
I know. : )