Brining Day

The day/night before Thanksgiving Day, famous for both turkey preparation and one of the biggest boozing nights of the year. Pickling your bird or liver.

Because "Night Before Thanksgiving" is awkward to say.

Hey, wanna get faced at Joe's Tavern on Brining Day?

I'm there.

buttney

Butt-chutney. Another way to refer to diarrhea and additionally give someone an aversion to eating or even hearing of chutney.

Eating tacos for a whole week is a sure-fire way to end up making buttney.

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