So the other day I was naked, playing with my hamster on my stomach, then it suddenly climbed inside my vagina. I tried to tempt it out with a carrot but it still won't come out. It really likes it's new home. It's been up there for two days now and I'm getting used to it, but it keeps scratching at my g-spot which is sooooooo nice, but I'm worried about him drowning with how wet I tend to get. Help me.
Him: Where'd your hamster get too?
Her: He's moved in ti Scoobies Cavern.