Vagimpirism

Going down on a girl while she's on her period. Anyone who does this is a vagimpire.

"I totally went down on Stacie last night but she was on that special time of the month."

"Well, that would make you a vagimpire."

"I hate vagimpirism, it tastes like Cornwall fish 'n' chips."

"I love vagimpirism, it tastes like Cornwall fish 'n' chips."

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Procrasturbating

1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.

In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.

"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."

"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"

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Knock

A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.

The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).

Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."

Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."

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