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Green Lake is a lake situated in Rotorua, New Zealand, resting between Blue Lake, and Lake Tawarewa. The Maori name for the lake is Lake Rotokakahi.
Another alternative name for Green Lake is the 'Lagua del Theviere', or translated literally into the 'Lake of Thieves'. This name was given by the Spanish explorer, Pedro Martinez III in 1812, who named it after the Maori people, who are essentially thieves, burglars, and robbers.
Currently, taxpayers are not allowed easy access to Green Lake because of the Maoris. However this is not a major problem as access would cause victimisation to the taxpayer, by way of theft, robbery, rape, graffiti and whinging about Tangater Fenua.
"Hey, I went down to the Lagua del Theviere the other day"
"The Green Lake?"
"Yes, hence why I have no shoes, empty pockets and a black eye"
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n. The bodily feature where a woman's lower abdomen and vulva extend outward due to the woman's obesity.
Generally the condition is predominant on older, fat women. The idea is that the gut and the cunt merge and protrude outwards.
Gunts can be hazardous in preventing the deployment of airbags in cars.
To check if you have a gunt:
1. Place both hands out in front of you.
2. Bend wrists and face palms towards the face and make sure tips of middle fingers touch.
3. Slowly begin by bringing your hands down towards a vertical position at the waist.
4. After bringing the hands down 60 degrees, if they become obstructed or continue to caress the stomach for the remanding 30 degrees, (without changing the configuration of your hands in Step 2) then you have a gunt.
"Check out that woman in KFC, what a disgusting Gunt"
"Sorry lady, if you want to go on another date, your going to have to get on the treadmill and lose the gunt"
"If it wasn't for Cheryls gunt getting in the way of the airbag, she would still be alive today"
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n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
"I hate that guy so much I performed a compass in his toilet. Just watch him clean it up"
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When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fΓΒ¦ces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of your anus, threatening to demolish the porcelain walls of your toilet bowl by smearing them in shit.
Goodness gracious, I went to the toilet and part of my turd was hanging like a wrecking ball. It must have been a hair from the indians at the dairy.
These peculiar marks I'm scrubbing off the bowl look like someone has shat a wrecking ball.
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A cabre is a full piece of faeces, that is generally short and thick.
Often, one will find tremendously wide turd lying at the bottom of the bowl. This sometimes is the result of the grogan soaking up the surrounding water.
A cabre is on the other side of the spectrum to a cable.
Oh ouch, that cabre must have hurt somebody's ass!
I took a dump and it wouldn't flush, so I found a stick to break the massive cabre up.
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- noun, plural: -ties
1. The state or quality of being in conformity with Negroid sub-species.
2. Attachment to or observance of Negroid characteristics.
3. Usually, negralities. A duty or obligation imposed by Negroid characteristics.
"The negrality of that gentleman is a cause of great concern."
"The negrality of that person is supposedly Zulu."
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