Moodgasm

A mood so good you just wanna nut

Example "I feel so pumped, wanna fight god!" This would be a moodgasm

Example 2 relaxing in a bath and feeling super relaxed

Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things

I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at