fucksponge

The sponge used to soak of jizz

"wait while I put my fucksponge in darling"

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Get biblical

v. To indulge in the act of mating with another person.
To have coitus interruptus
To make love

"Darling, now its our wedding night, shall we get biblical like the good lord advise?"
"Oh yes darling, that would please the baby jesus"

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Fuckbubble

Anything said by a fucktard, like a fart maybe but vocalised.

Fucktard: "Wow! I just realised that not all mean are equal! I'm great!"

My friend: "Oh god there he goes, another fuckbubble"

Me: Stabs him in the throat, shoots him in the head five times with my Glock, and then I burn him just to be sure.

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